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1. Billy’s friends are calling him outside to play football. “Not now,” says Billy. “First I have to play the piano, then do my lessons and clean the rooms. Only after that I am allowed to go out. So wait for me after fifteen minutes.”
2. Two men, who are in the country for holidays, are walking in an orchard. They see that there are a lot of apples on all trees. Only on one tree there are no apples at all. A small country boy is sitting near that tree. They call him: “Come here, boy. Do you know why there are no apples on this tree?” “Of course I do,” answers the boy, “because it’s an oak-tree.”
3. Bessie is a little girl. She is only five. She does not go to school and, of course, she does not know how to read and to write. But her sister Mary is a schoolgirl. She is ten. One day Mary sees her little sister at the table with a pen in her hand and some paper in front of her. “What are you doing, Bessie?” she says. Bessie answers: “I am writing a letter to my friend Kitty.” But you don’t know how to write,” says her sister. “Well,” says Bessie, “it doesn’t matter, because Kitty does not know how to read.”
4. Simon didn’t do his homework. At the lesson his teacher Miss Clark asks him, «Where’s your homework?»
Simon: I couldn’t do it. There was too much noise at home.
Miss Clark: Noise? All evening? What kind of noise?
Simon: It was the TV. It was too loud. I couldn’t do my homework.
Miss Clark: Surely you could have asked them to turn the sound down?
Simon: No, Miss. There was no one else in the room.
5. A Great Painter and a Great Doctor
Joseph Turner was a great English painter. He had a dog which he loved very much. One day he was playing with his dog. The dog fell and broke his leg. Turner sent for a doctor. But he did not want to send for a vet. He sent for the best doctor in London.
When the doctor came Turner said, "Doctor, I'm glad you have come. My dog has broken a leg. I know that you are too great for this work, but please, do it. It's so important to me."
The doctor was angry but he did not show it.
Next day the doctor asked Turner to come to his house. "The doctor wants to see me about my dog," Turner thought.
When Turner got to the doctor's house the doctor said, "Mr Turner, I'm glad to see you. I want to ask you to paint my door. I know that you are too great for this work, but please, do it. It's so important to me."